1. That people who are destined to be assholes all. the. time. should not be smelling good. Ever.
Dont walk into my office smelling like an angel from heaven above and then let the first words out of your mouth make you sound like a complete and utter douche.
2. That people are allowed to have a "you are stupid button" when on the phone with someone. I mean really. I dont mean to be rude, mean or unsympathetic, but some people are flat out dumb. I want to be able to press a button and have a recording come on the other end saying "I am sorry but your call has suddenly been disrupted by your stupidity, please straighten up before calling back. Thank you and have a good day."
3. Reading should be part of my job description. I mean reading what I want, not what the others deem appropriate for me to read. I can't tell you how many times in a day I think "okay, I need to get out of here and read somewhere, anywhere else". More to the point would be I guess I just need to be able to work from home more often than not. That way I can read when I want, but also, without the stupid people on the other end of the phone and smelly douchey assholes, I'd get a lot more work done.
Besides, no one wants to be at work anyways. Ever. Right?
No comments:
Post a Comment