I Am, Am Not

I recently asked a close friend to describe me in three words, he thought about it for a minute and said "I'm not smart enough for that."

I am a lot of things, a lot of positives and negatives all rolled into one... I would like to insert "form of goodness" here, but I guess it all depends on others perception.  I do not really consider myself to be good, great or anything of the sorts. 

But I am a mother of a four legged fur child who is pretty much my whole world. 
I am an avid book reader. Reader of all sorts of books, lately things I didnt even think I would ever read.
I am a candy junkie.  Especially anything sour.  Not really anything new and kiddish or shit that explodes in my mouth (because thats just wrong)
I am a lover of words.  All words.  Written, said, thought... but I dont care if I dont put the commas, or apostrophe in the right spot if its there at all.   
I am serious about my job, and try to do well at it, but know that sometimes, I fail miserably.
I am loyal, to a fault, even if I end up getting hurt.
I am a series binger.  "Orange is the New Black".  "Masters of Sex". "Banshee".  I can sit and watch a whole season in one weekend, because lets be honest, what else do I have to do?
I am a homeowner, and will be planning on experimenting, creating and making it my own, in all ways possible.
I am slightly OCD.
I am a fan of sports.  Basketball, tennis, baseball, football.  I follow all of it, but not so much that its creepy as a girl to know so much. 
I am sarcastic, to a point where it gets me in trouble. 


I am not a fan of  leaving the house, ever, to go to work.  Or really just not a fan of ever getting out of bed. 
I am not a fan of laundry, vacuuming, or tending to my car.
I am not a supporter of loud neighbors who think its okay to scream down the road or play loud music all night. 
I am not energetic or excited about most things.
I am not about to get married and have kids, simply because the idea of both scare the shit out of me.
I am not a fan of rudeness, stupid people or ignorance.  Before you talk to me, know your shit, or I will make you feel dumb (and not even mean to)
I am not a person who thinks that they are very smart or intelligent, I just pick up on the obvious.
I am not patient, in any way. 

These are just a few "am's" or "am not's" of mine, not all, not even close.  But a few, to get started.