Should be a rule...

Should be a rule...

1... that there is an extra day between Saturday and Sunday.  I need to not be at work some kind of bad.  I need a break.  From staff, myself and physicians.  Definitely physicians.

2... that if you're going to push someone against the wall, kiss them and tell them all the pretty little lies that they want to hear , that you cant walk away.  Secondly to this, don't push someone against the wall the SECOND day, touch in all the right (or wrong, depending on how you view it) places, say things you clearly don't mean, and then just walk away AGAIN.

3... that you can't say you're sorry if you don't mean it.  Don't say you're sorry repeatedly if one, you don't mean it, or two, you know full well that you are going to repeat the action that made you feel the need to apologize in the first place.  You're apologies clearly mean nothing.  So don't waste your breath or my time.

4... that if a woman wants to be formidable, insensitive and such, they should just be able to push a button and a sheath of armor should come over them so that they can't show their feelings, or better yet, can't feel.

Should be a rule..

That if I text a question in a group message they ALL fucking answer.  I didn't text one or two of you privately because I needed you all to know the information and get your input.  If only one person responds that is no help to me. 

I.e.  Me: I have a meeting set up this week that I keep rescheduling due to our monthly meeting about insurances.  I would like to have the office insurance set up before Feb but I need input on percentage.  We talked about 50-60% of company input, the rest is employee responsibility.  What do you guys want to go with?

G: 50 is a happy medium.  There are other companies that give 85 for just the employee.

B1: no response

B2: no response

Me:

They are no help.  I cant go with just ONE persons opinion.  I need all three to make the decision. 
If this was the first time that this had happened I would be like "ah well..." but no.  This is the kind of shit they pull on me ALL THE TIME.  And its not like they were not just texting me 2 seconds prior.  They have read the messages, they just chose to be a pain in my ass. 

Besides that I worked my ass off all last week to prepare for our monthly meeting and they've rescheduled it 3 times already.

So totally a rant session about nothing important, but fuck me Mondays.  Fuck me.

Should be a rule...

1. That people who are destined to be assholes all. the. time. should not be smelling good. Ever. 
Dont walk into my office smelling like an angel from heaven above and then let the first words out of your mouth make you sound like a complete and utter douche. 

2. That people are allowed to have a "you are stupid button" when on the phone with someone.  I mean really.  I dont mean to be rude, mean or unsympathetic, but some people are flat out dumb.  I want to be able to press a button and have a recording come on the other end saying "I am sorry but your call has suddenly been disrupted by your stupidity, please straighten up before calling back.  Thank you and have a good day."

3. Reading should be part of my job description.  I mean reading what I want, not what the others deem appropriate for me to read.  I can't tell you how many times in a day I think "okay, I need to get out of here and read somewhere, anywhere else".  More to the point would be I guess I just need to be able to work from home more often than not.  That way I can read when I want, but also, without the stupid people on the other end of the phone and smelly douchey assholes, I'd get a lot more work done.

Besides, no one wants to be at work anyways. Ever.  Right?